Google+ is a haunted moonscape

Google+ sucks his dick

Google+ sucks junkyard dog dick. It is an empty wasteland. A lifeless planned subdivision of houses in which all the doors are torn off of the homes and wind whistles through the broken windows. If you search through it you can see the signs of other intrepid explorers. An unviewed link around this corner, a graphitized wall here, a shattered mirror there, an eroded pile of human poop unmolested on the thoroughfare. Why is G+ such a hermit’s funeral?

not his dick

The reason G+ is such an abandoned dump is because Facebook is smart. Google+ is trying to do what Facebook did to MySpace to Facebook. (Stay with me here). But part of FB’s meteoric rise coincided with MySpace’s retarded plunge of death. When faced with the far inferior Facebook’s rise in popularity, MySpace decided to make changes that were terrible. Everything that MySpace had to offer that was better than FB, they ruined. Then at the end when it almost over, MySpace redesigned and really really killed themselves. But Facebook isn’t going to help G+ like that. And FB is taking everything that G+ has to offer and doing it themselves

That 2nd paragraph was nerdy but at
least it had an awesome black dude
next to it right? Gimme a break I'm
experimenting with pictures for the
first time.

Google+ feels sad when you go there. I’m not sorry for G+ but it is kinda sad to know that this huge network was set up and that no one will use it. Although why be sad? This program that was just going to sell my statistics, search for keywords in my writings and advertise to me is dead. Good. Fuck it. Fuck FB too. They make money off of us and they force us to look at the world in certain ways. Therefore they’re like our bosses. Fuck the boss man! I don’t get paid enough for this shit!

P.S. But for those of us who live in shit-towns it’s nice to connect with others who live in happening places.

Do you disagree with me? What am I missing out on with Google+? Is there some other site I should check out? Did Lycos start doing kick-butt horoscopes? Did hamsterdance.com start an awesome dating site? Is Prodigy outing all the Hollywood reptilians? Does AOL still exist? Let me know by posting comments.